SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
Best post ever.
@Midnight is the name of the show on Comedy Central.
WHAT SHOW IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW
I FUCKING LOVE DEADPOOL
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
What’s this you ask? I’m giving away all of these beautiful sparkly Pokemon that can Mega evolve? Hell yes I am. And what do you have to do for it? Practically nothing and be lucky because a shitload of other people will want them as well.
So why the hell would you want a shitty useless shiny Pokemon that sparkles fabulously?
- They’ve all got 6 perfect IVs.
- They’re all shiny, sparkly and fabulous.
- You are free to choose a nickname for them.
- I’ve gotten them all a good moveset and nature.
- All of them are level 100.
- They all have their best ability.
- Guess what, I’m giving away TWO Charizards and TWO Mewtwos!
Just to be fair, let me throw you some rules that are absolutely amazing because I’m not that much of a dick to expect you to do shit for me.
- No need to follow! But definitely appreciated.
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- First come, first serve.
- I will NOT be providing Mega stones.
Deadline: Friday, February 28th 2014.
Once it’s all over this post will be edited and I’ll make a new post with the winners (unless they request me to remain anonymous).